Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Top 3 Usless Pokemon!

Pokemon are weird creatures that have many odd abilities and can only say their own name. Here are the top 3 Pokemon based on how they are useless, why they are useless and how they don't contribute.

3. Psyduck - I have deemed Psyduck to be the 3rd most useless pokemon because he doesn't do anything unless he gets a headache, even then he only will do 1 attack then fall asleep. He wouldn't be reliable at all in a tight situation and i wouldn't want him to be around. He doesn't contribute at all because he is scared of everything and doesn't fight.

2. Metapod - Metapod takes 2nd place because his complete lack of ability to do anything but sit in one spot.He can't learn anything other than "harden" which does nothing. He absolutely useless in almost every way, other then the fact that it turns into Butterfree later in life, he can't attack anyone or even deffend himself/herself.

1. Magicarp - Now for the most useless Pokemon of all....Magicarp! He does nothing at all but flap around saying his name over and over again in a excessively annoying tone. It would drive most people to the brink of insanity just being around one, which could be used to its advantage. The only attack it can use is Splash which only splashes water around, and is not useful in any circumstance.

So there you have it, the 3 most useless Pokemon you can find, and why they are useless. ( in my opinion of course )

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