The New Learning Curve

A high school diploma. Symbolizes ones understanding of learning and greater achievement of knowledge. Many have battled my way through the endeavours of middle school, and karate kicked a passage through high school, expelling effort at every corner. But a new standard is set in which allows for students to do more "life living" learning, hands on learning, as well as developing the ability to understand very basic problems and most likely being able to solve them. Through these methods, as well as doing some archaic methods of learning such as going to class, you will be guaranteed a prestigious high school graduate diploma.

Students now have the luxury of being able to not attend classes as often, giving them much more time to do more important activities, such as standing in the school's parking lot talking about all the cars they want, but can't afford. The never ending challenges that the high standard of learning in tales is a moderate task for any teenage student looking to sail through life without much effort at all. Students ability to spend less time in class learning from ancient texts and more time outside doing recreational drugs and drinking energy drinks gives the mind the energetic boost that is lacking in the stereotype schoolyard setting. This allows for a wider, freelance version of learning you can't achieve with a university graduate leading the way.

A teacher may teach about a material before letting a student handle it, but for students following the learning curve, a lesson is before a lab is not necessary, for the knowledge to succeed is buried in the many hopeless attempts they will undoubtedly attempt. As long as you show up and give an attempt at what needs to be done, you are guaranteed a beautiful passing grade. It's an amazing feeling of accomplishment when a teacher teaches the new generation trivial things, while the new learning curve makes this happen less, it teaches students how to fake their way through a class, pretending like they know what they are doing and copying all the notes down later. The new learning curve truly makes teachers feel better about themselves. Thank you learning curve.

Students enrolled under the new learning curve of high school have many advantages over the underprivileged kids who still read books. Instead of wasting time reading and writing, the new curve kids under go many deep conundrums, such as how they are going to get their daily nicotine intake as well as how they will convince their peers to give them some money. Learning the ins and outs of getting things for free is a valued life skill that can not be taught out of a text book and will be a leading form of income in the future of these bright onlookers. Students who read the books may know that 2 + 2 = 4, but they don't know that learning your parents signature can get you out of gym class.

The fabled high school diploma is now in reach for any student due to the amazing new standard that high school has adapotted. High schools all over Canada and the USA will now spit out some of the most successful McDonald's employees and grease monkeys that the exausted, elderly generation has ever known. The bell rings for class and students are outside in the smokers pit. The system works.